Posted March 30, 2011 by RentJungle
Originally Posted: Sat, 25 Jul 15:02 PDT
Small space for right roommate
Date: 2009-07-25, 3:02PM PDT
About your space: We have a limited time offer for a "nook" in our living room. The nook is currently home to my bike and is 6' x 3'. It is perfect for someone who needs a little respite between apartments and has a comfy sleeping bag. The nook has wall to wall carpeting and has window to private patio. Though it's located in the main living room, you will be assured privacy by the entertainment center and nearby couch. We have limited space in our closet for your things, mostly it's a room for the water heater, our suitcases, and a baby doll on a stick.
About the apartment: We're three wonderful ladies in our mid-twenties. We like to have fun and casually entertain but don't party all night long. We have been known to indulge in a Thirsty Thursday event which can get a little rowdy, but it's out and about in the neighborhood so joining us can be a great way to get to know the area. We have laundry in the apt and a beautiful patio with garden. We also have a DVR and some of our favorite taped shows are The Bachelorette, I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant, What Not To Wear and Philadelphia Flyers games; these shows and others of our choice are included in your nook rental, please refrain from taping your own shows, such as Cops, as that is not included in the agreement. Conveniently located in the heart of the Mission, 12 min walk to 24th St BART, 3 min walk to 27, 12 and 48. Of course, we love to bike around so you may also bring a bike (helmet and lights a must!) to store in your nook/sleeping area. We have great restaurants and bars all nearby, a highlight is El Metate.
About you: Having experience living with multiple women is a plus, we are open to either male or female roommate. We're opening up the nook for the right person, one who can be mindful of the morning shower routine, pitch in with general cleaning, and bonus points if you can change light bulbs since we're vertically challenged. We'd like to get along with our new nook occupant so please be a responsible, fun-loving, hilarious, and all around good person. We'd like to be entertained so talents are a plus.
The rent: Negotiable per above standards
Availability: Now through mutually determined date
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Originally Posted: Sat, 22 Dec 18:23 PST
one bedroom apartment plus boyfriend
Date: 2001-12-22, 6:23PM PST
I have a sunny one bedroom in Noe Valley. I also have really cute legs. This will make sense in a second . I decided this place was feeling just too big so I thought I would look for a roommate and then I remembered that I was looking for a girlfriend too so why don't I just throw all my eggs in one basket and go for the whole Shibang. Kittenkaboodle. Ball of wax. Whatever. This might sound nuts but I bet there is some lovely woman out there saying to herself, " GOD I wish I could find a good man... with a full size refrigerator and new tile in the bathroom." So here is the deal: you have a great smile and a heart of gold, and you also need to have curtain rods and hopefully a good floor lamp. I am 35, physically fit, have a good job, and the apartment has a living room and a good size kitchen. I have an unusually high IQ, interesting sense of humor, and there is plenty of cabinet space in the pantry and good water pressure in the shower head. I am looking for someone who is sweet and honest and earnest (like me) and who likes to have presents made for her and her pillow fluffed and also wouldn't mind making me a ham sandwich now and again. NOT because she HAS TO, but because she LOVES me. Like I love her. Which is why I would sit there and hold her hand while she cried for an hour about something that made absolutely no sense. And then I would get up and make HER a ham sandwich. And some soup. Then I would fix the water heater. Because I love her. Anyway, the apartment is close to shops and muni and my best qualities are my exhuberance for life, one-of -a- kind personality and kindness and compassion for others. I retain a certain cheerfulness and hopeful disposition, and I am even romantic like people were back in the days before the sexes weren?t afraid to interact with each other?like when they would actually smile and say hi to each other? like in the 50?s. Upon completion of a successful interview please be prepared to provide a nominal deposit . You also have to sleep with me. Utilities included. Did I mention I like animals?